a fucking toilet mojito
September 22nd
7:06 PM
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asahiis:

     May I please direct your attention to this?

asahiis:

     May I please direct your attention to this?

thorinsbeard:

frodo—baggins:

frodo—baggins:

bombursbelly:

The Fellowship of the Ring + Google inspired by thranduilings

never forget

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5:15 PM
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sigtryggr:

an absolute goddess, and her idiot nerd boyfriend 

(I have a headcanon that between ages 16-18 or so Hiccup was growing so much he made an adjustable-length foot so he didn’t have to replace it every time he gained an inch, and the different feet just screwed into the cup. Once he realised he was done growing, then he made a new permanent one, the one he was using at 20.)

pandavalkyrie:

First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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September 21st
10:37 PM
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castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

crydaisy:

this is important to me

crydaisy:

this is important to me

9:38 PM
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wvoodoo:

AMINAKA WILMONT FALL 2013

wvoodoo:

AMINAKA WILMONT FALL 2013

9:02 PM
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inksplattersandearlyhours:

I think one of the reasons the Harry Potter Epilogue was so poorly received was because the audience was primarily made up of the Millennial generation.

We’ve walked with Harry, Ron and Hermione, through a world that we thought was great but slowly revealed itself to be the opposite. We unpeeled the layers of corruption within the government, we saw cruelty against minorities grow in the past decades, and had media attack us and had teachers tell us that we ‘must not tell lies’. We got angry and frustrated and, like Harry, Ron and Hermione, had to think of a way to fight back. And them winning? That would have been enough to give us hope and leave us satisfied.

But instead. There was skip scene. And suddenly they were all over 30 and happy with their 2.5 children.

And the Millennials were left flailing in the dust.

Because while we recognised and empathised with everything up to that point. But seeing the Golden Trio financially stable and content and married? That was not something our generation could recognise. Because we have no idea if we’re ever going to be able to reach that stage. Not with the world we’re living in right now.

Having Harry, Ron and Hermione stare off into the distance after the battle and wonder about what the future might be would have stuck with us. Hell, have them move into a shitty flat together and try and sort out their lives would have. Have them with screaming nightmares and failed relationships and trying to get jobs in a society that’s falling apart would have. Have them still trying to fix things in that society would have. Because we known Voldemort was just a symptom of the disease of prejudice the Wizarding World.

But don’t push us off with an ‘all was well’. In a world about magic, JK Rowling finally broke our suspension of disbelief by having them all hit middle-class and middle-age contentment and expecting a fanbase of teenagers to accept it.

Also. Since when was ‘don’t worry kids, you’re going to turn out just like your parents’ ever a happy ending? Does our generation even recognise marriage and money and jobs as the fulfillment of life anymore? Does our generation even recognise the Epilogue’s Golden Trio anymore?  

  • princess tiana: raises money on her own and starts her own business as a black woman in the fucking 20s
  • everyone:
  • princess anna: kinda saves her sister after getting played off as the silly quirky girl the entire movie
  • everyone: WHOA!!!! WHAT A FEMINIST!!!!! HOLY SHIT THE ONLY DISNEY PRINCESS TO EVER HAVE GIRL POWER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHI

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fridjitzu:

loki-the-god-of-sarcasm:

missespeon:

sixstrategos:

sixstrategos:

sixstrategos:

this is what is going on in scotland right now.

dont ignore this.

there is NO coverage of the rioting on the news which is why its so important that you dont ignore this. 

please stay safe if you live in scotland. 

my partner actually went to the yes rally in george square a couple days ago and said the no guys were indeed doing nazi salutes

The unionists have set fire to the building housing The Herald. 

A 15 year old boy is dead. 

The riots continue. 

My friends have been trying to get out of Glasgow and have been attacked. 

Your voter status doesn’t matter to these people, they will attack for no reason. 

Gay SNP councillor Austin Sheridan has been subjected to an unprovoked attack simply because he is a gay man who voted yes.

Homes have been broken into.

There are riots on the streets even outside of Glasgow.

The BNP, UKIP, Britain First and The Orange Lodge are attacking peaceful protestors with flares.

LGBT people are being singled out by the above groups. 

DON’T LET THIS ABHORRENT SITUATION CONTINUE. 

DO NOT LET THIS BE HIDDEN.

PLEASE, DO WHAT YOU CAN. 

MY CITY AND COUNTRY IS UTTER CHAOS. 

I am just trying to stay safe, for now.

Jesus FUCKING Christ. Suddenly very glad I didn’t go out today - I live in Edinburgh, but better safe than sorry. D: Stay safe, everyone.

My mom, who is Scottish, didn’t even know because it is on NO news channels in Canada. I learned from my cousins Facebook page that he was spat on and attacked in Glasgow last night while walking home because rioters said, “you look like one of them”.

sorry-dong-dong:

holy shit, japanese vines REALLY are next level