“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.
i wonder what New York man does
”A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.” He nudged the angel. “Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?”
“Not really,” said Aziraphale.
Crawly looked at the rain.
“No,” he said, sobering up. “I suppose not.”
@jonnyjlm: Natalie is here! #elementary
monster lady advice
plot twist: none of the major players ends up on the iron throne and a marxist-leninist faction takes control
Here is a thing I made to help you art.
HAHAHA YES I KNEW IT! THE TOSS WAS REAL AND NOT CG! It explains why everyone looks so freakin excited when he catches it, lol.
just summing up whatever Elrond ever says
hey Elrond we’re trowing the one ring into mount doom— ok don’t fuck it up
hey Elrond we’re taking back the dwarf kingdom from Smaug — ok don’t fuck it up
