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July 29th
6:59 PM
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sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

July 21st
7:38 PM
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valentina-slaynetta:

kidgnosis:

#he praises women to the high heavens in his music and y’all still don’t believe that he loved us#imma start a campaign called bi not gay#and another called pale not white#just for him (tags by @stankface, not me)

June 4th
9:41 PM
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Imagine NDN Steve Rogers

namingoflights:

Steve growing up on a reservation

Or Steve growing up in New York, the son of Mohawks who built the city

Steve being from Arizona or New Mexico and not even having been able to vote until he woke up in the 21st century

Steve going back to the rez to see what’s changed and what’s stayed the same in the past 70 years

Steve’s mother tongue being his indigenous language, talking to some young people in it and being shocked and saddened when they don’t understand him

Steve causing huge controversy by referring to US Indian policies as genocide

Steve receiving a medallion from some little old lady beaded with the design of his shield and insisting on wearing it anytime he has to go somewhere in an official capacity

Steve feeling conflicted about pressure to both be the symbol of America and to be a spokesperson for all Native people

(inspired by the Captain Native America painting by Chad BrownEagle)

May 12th
9:03 PM
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7:48 PM
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blackfashion:

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Johannesburg 2014
Photo By| Cedric Nzaka
http://everydaypeoplestories.tumblr.com/
Instagram | @everydaypeoplestories

blackfashion:

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Johannesburg 2014

Photo By| Cedric Nzaka

http://everydaypeoplestories.tumblr.com/

Instagram | @everydaypeoplestories

April 25th
10:40 PM
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April 22nd
2:17 PM
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April 21st
8:51 PM
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April 20th
11:24 PM
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Just an outlaw. [for peterj-sonquill]

April 3rd
4:30 PM
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brokje:

brokje:

x-rated things make me very happy. you could even say they make me

explicitly content

March 29th
9:54 PM
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knowrq:

GOOD OMENS by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

knowrq:

GOOD OMENS by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

March 15th
5:30 PM
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a message from Anonymous


can you do some drama queen sirius headcanons pretty please

feministsirius:

here are some actual canon drama queen sirius moments (note that some of these are also actually just very sad):

  • i’m on the run but here let me send letters to really obvious locations, like where harry potter is and where remus lupin lives (probably), using enormous tropical non-native birds
  • i promise i’m innocent but i’m going to drag your best friend past this tree that punches people and accidentally break his leg and then when you all follow him i will explain NOTHING until forced to by remus lupin. explanation time? no. HUG TIME
  • harry needs help? i am on my way, i will live in this cave and eat rats with my hippogriff, no there is no other option
  • god rest ye merry hippogriffs
  • literally any interaction with molly weasley, ever
  • girl look at me during exams? nO I AM FLIPPING MY HAIR AT REMUS LEAVE ME ALONE, did u like question 10 moony

here are some I made up but believe are fully plausible:

  • the inevitability of sirius threatening to never speak to anyone ever again whenever he fights with james or remus
  • "don’t touch my FUCKING hair"
  • flouncing from the room in a huff whenever marauder’s map planning wasn’t going smoothly
  • fury about snape getting a better grade than him in potions for d a y s 
  • "I told you NOT TO TOUCH MY FUCKING HAIR"
  • younger sirius starts a lot of angry sentences “I cannot BELIEVE that” or “I am just in AWE of” totally sarcastically
  • "james you clearly don’t care about me AT ALL"
  • every even minor illness resulting in him whimpering in a ball on his bed, begging somebody to get him a cold wash cloth or a hot cup of tea, soothed only by remus sitting there and gently petting him
  • "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME OR MY PAIN"
  • grandiose gifts that are not necessarily physical objects but things like filling the dorm room with enchanted rose petals that sing love songs at james on valentine’s day and charming the inside of Remus’ four-poster to look like his ideal reading nook for two hours so that he can have some peace and quiet during finals 
  • and sirius is obviously the king of dramatic entrances. he comes down to breakfast and whips his robes around and is like, “pass the sausages” very gravely. he saunters into transfiguration class ten minutes late just as frank longbottom accidentally blows something up. he enters the quidditch pitch by standing on his broom and bowing. he and remus have the dorm room all to themselves one weekend and when remus leaves for ten seconds and comes back in he’s pin-up posing on the bed naked.

but i also think he does this to be funny sometimes, such as:

  • literally descending from the ceiling in a cloud of mist into mcgonagall’s classroom
  • perfecting his ability to whip his hair around and gasp simultaneously in a rage like a thwarted soap opera villain
  • perfecting the ability to magically instantaneously grow a handlebar mustache that he can then twirl while remus describes prank plans
  • performing spells with a truly unnecessary amount of flourishing during practical lessons or demonstrations
  • "how DARE you reach across me to get a biscuit, peter. how DARE. YOU."
  • changing his accent based on what’s being discussed or who he’s talking to in a group — if Remus is grumpy or upset he starts talking to him in the poshest accent he can muster, if James is being The Worst he starts talking to him like a bad interpretation of Dickens hero
March 2nd
10:05 PM
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Black Widow by Helen Mingjue Chen

Black Widow
by Helen Mingjue Chen

February 27th
9:53 PM
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renartbd:

Witches’ Sabbath

February 13th
11:31 PM
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amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

*whispers* catpuccino